Snow in October lol

Badass sueded chukkas made last fall are no longer made, and they replaced them things with a plethora of retardedly unmarketable products made of bulky leather. What has this world come to. I knew I should have gotten them prior to now. Complain.

Or in the theme of this blog, I will call it “Pie”atus. I don’t know what it is, but I figure it is expected for anyone with a blog to find themselves not posting for an extended period of time. Which of course will be followed by the statement “So…Finally I posted something, hope you guys enjoy!” Well folks, I am not saying that, though maybe… I just did by means of a rather secretive and disguised method I was taught in my studies in Cognitive Psychology. So yeah, I’m back, and a month alone on an island in Maine gave me a plethora of oh so interesting tales of imagination and wonder. Prepare for trouble, make it double…Jesse…James….Team Rocket’s blasting off againnnnnnnnnn

Tucker Bliss IV of the United States of AmeriCAN!

Hilarious, how young is this child?

I iz a chik magnit

Being on an island, alone for a month is scary at times. My internet access is non-existent, as shown by the lack of tumblr posts. My solitude will certainly make my return to Boston that much more interesting.

Girls with ponytails and/or buns are attractive. Nuff said.

There is an App called Offender Locator Light. This brave little app helps you find registered sex offenders in the area from the comfort of your own phone. I literally have no comment on this downloadable nonsense.